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30

May

Therapist:
So what brings you here?
Me:
Skunk Hair.
Therapist:
Okay...
Me:
Wedding pictures.
Therapist:
I'm not sure I understan-
Me:
Countdown.
Therapist:
Now you're just not making sense. If we can start from the beg-
Me:
The Reckless and the Brave.
Me:
Cover art.
Therapist:
Now you just need to calm down...
Me:
Lyrics.
Me:
Hopeless Records reunion.
Me:
*dies*

(Source: not-liketherest)

(Source: casaleiromayer)

Friend:
You've never heard that song before?
Me:
No.
Friend:
What, have you been living under a rock?
Me:
Punk Rock

29

May

kerabeth:

The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction

If you’re a fan of One Direction, you HAVE to watch this. If you don’t, you are a horrible person and I hope Harry punches you in the face….wait…some of you freaks would like that. 
Whatever. Just watch. You’ll laugh. I promise! 

youxkillxmexinxaxgoodxway:

- All Time Low

youxkillxmexinxaxgoodxway:

- All Time Low

skunksexual:

four for you all time low, you GO All Time Low!

and none for Interscope Records, bye 

(Source: discolor3d)

All Time Low:
Hi, here's Jack's skunk hair. Oh, and a photo of all of us in suits. Also, check out our website www.alltimelow.com we won't tell you why but there's an awesome mysterious countdown on there. Hang on, we updated it, go back to www.alltimelow.com and check out the new lyrics that are chilling out there. Don't forget that Jack got trending on twitter so now he's recording a video of himself doing the macarena. Yeah, we're releasing a new single. WAIT UP, we've not finished yet, we left Interscope!
Hustlers:
*Simultaneous combustion*
mom:
do you have a boyfriend
me:
um yeah
mom:
does he exist
me:
obviously
mom:
does he know you exist
me:
not yet